Wegliklarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful dog.

Wegliklarn created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegliklarn, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wegliklarn, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wegliklarn's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Wegliklarn's Holy Commandments

1. Wegliklarn loves whales, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near tapirs while wearing black kilts and balancing three gold spheres on your arms.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near ducks while wearing magenta hats and balancing five iron spheres on your face.

5. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.