Fliskarwad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical aardvark.

Fliskarwad created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fliskarwad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fliskarwad, he will turn you into a plant.

Fliskarwad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fliskarwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Fliskarwad on top of all buildings.