Cabnutdav is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous troll.

Cabnutdav created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabnutdav, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cabnutdav, it will turn you into a puffin.

Cabnutdav's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cabnutdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill shrews.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Do not chop down trees.