Tipdussbog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, sage dragon.

Tipdussbog created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipdussbog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tipdussbog, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tipdussbog's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Tipdussbog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Tipdussbog in the centre of the settlement.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.