Rutbimgan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring troll.

Rutbimgan created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutbimgan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rutbimgan, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Rutbimgan's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Rutbimgan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.