Bodbemlen is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage dingo.

Bodbemlen created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodbemlen, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bodbemlen, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bodbemlen's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bodbemlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bodbemlen's name in vain.

2. Always help dolphins.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.