Fonmatril is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful shrew.

Fonmatril created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fonmatril, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fonmatril, she will remove you from existence.

Fonmatril's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Fonmatril's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in black.