Xuckfubbet is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, narcissistic ferret.

Xuckfubbet created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xuckfubbet, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xuckfubbet, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Xuckfubbet's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Xuckfubbet's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat pineapples.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Run away if five capybaras approach from the south.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Respect your elders.