Veggomcit is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, unselfish
zebra.
Veggomcit created a bottom quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Veggomcit, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Veggomcit, he will manifest in front of you.
Veggomcit's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Veggomcit's Holy Commandments1. Put Veggomcit first in all things.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never write about nucleic acids.