Veggomcit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unselfish zebra.

Veggomcit created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Veggomcit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Veggomcit, he will manifest in front of you.

Veggomcit's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Veggomcit's Holy Commandments

1. Put Veggomcit first in all things.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.