Nakkopkab is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient chicken.

Nakkopkab created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakkopkab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nakkopkab, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nakkopkab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nakkopkab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nakkopkab.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always help great tits in need.