Gutsinbafkad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, emotional crow.

Gutsinbafkad created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutsinbafkad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gutsinbafkad, she will throw large rocks at you.

Gutsinbafkad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gutsinbafkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never chant in the presence of rats.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.