Lamsugcenben is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unjust troll.

Lamsugcenben created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamsugcenben, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lamsugcenben, she will send minions to preach to you.

Lamsugcenben's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Lamsugcenben's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Always treat rats with great respect.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.