Vonhamquill Nartfebbogsis is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, amazing butterfly.

Vonhamquill Nartfebbogsis created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonhamquill Nartfebbogsis, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vonhamquill Nartfebbogsis, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vonhamquill Nartfebbogsis' most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Vonhamquill Nartfebbogsis' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not stand on grass.