Maplibbest is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, overgenerous wyrm.

Maplibbest created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Maplibbest, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Maplibbest, she will manifest in front of you.

Maplibbest's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Maplibbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about fire.