Tinhinkad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing hummingbird.

Tinhinkad created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinhinkad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tinhinkad, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tinhinkad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tinhinkad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not speak about melons.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always help capybaras.

5. Hide if seven sharks approach from the north.
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