Zakkikfar is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, omnipotent dingo.

Zakkikfar created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakkikfar, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zakkikfar, she will turn you into a mole.

Zakkikfar's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Zakkikfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Zakkikfar in the centre of the settlement.
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