Flapdibbiss Sincimgam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonest dragon.

Flapdibbiss Sincimgam created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapdibbiss Sincimgam, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flapdibbiss Sincimgam, it will strike you with lightening.

Flapdibbiss Sincimgam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Flapdibbiss Sincimgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Flapdibbiss Sincimgam's priests.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never skip in the presence of seals.

5. Always look after injured snakes.