Vedkabrat is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonest badger.

Vedkabrat created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Vedkabrat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vedkabrat, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Vedkabrat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Vedkabrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Respect your elders.