Mapbogbim is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, selfish zebra.

Mapbogbim created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapbogbim, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mapbogbim, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mapbogbim's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Mapbogbim's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Mapbogbim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.