Quagcudnillist is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, selfish naga.

Quagcudnillist created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Quagcudnillist, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quagcudnillist, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Quagcudnillist's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Quagcudnillist's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Quagcudnillist in the centre of the settlement.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Hide if eight frogs approach from the south.