Fidfatloop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent squirrel.

Fidfatloop created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fidfatloop, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fidfatloop, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fidfatloop's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fidfatloop's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Fidfatloop in the centre of the settlement.

3. Run away if five bats approach from the south.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Always pray immersed in water.