Fidfatloop is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent
squirrel.
Fidfatloop created silver eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Fidfatloop, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Fidfatloop, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Fidfatloop's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Fidfatloop's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Fidfatloop in the centre of the settlement.
3. Run away if five bats approach from the south.
4. Never talk about dwarf planets.
5. Always pray immersed in water.