Dogdidlabtad Bogcatzan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited tapir.

Dogdidlabtad Bogcatzan created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogdidlabtad Bogcatzan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dogdidlabtad Bogcatzan, it will curse you with boils.

Dogdidlabtad Bogcatzan's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dogdidlabtad Bogcatzan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Respect your elders.