Meghimved is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, temperamental crocodile.

Meghimved created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Meghimved, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Meghimved, she will destroy your favourite star.

Meghimved's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Meghimved's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Meghimved in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not make images of living things.