Madwotkim is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, competent ferret.

Madwotkim created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madwotkim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Madwotkim, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Madwotkim's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Madwotkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. You must love Madwotkim.