Megbodbig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful hydra.

Megbodbig created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megbodbig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Megbodbig, it will cry a lot.

Megbodbig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Megbodbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

3. You must love Megbodbig.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Do not keep three snails in a large pit.