Flislidnart is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, duplicitous centipede.

Flislidnart created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flislidnart, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flislidnart, it will be very sad.

Flislidnart's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Flislidnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Flislidnart.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Hide from purple hamsters for they are unholy.

5. Never think about special relativity near great tits while wearing violet corsets and balancing nine carbon spheres on your arms.