Pakwattim is a god.

It takes the form of a small, tranquil frog.

Pakwattim created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pakwattim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pakwattim, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pakwattim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pakwattim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt birds.

2. Pakwattim loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Hide from violet eagles for they are unholy.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about dark energy.