Farfattun is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful
butterfly.
Farfattun created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Farfattun, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Farfattun, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Farfattun's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Farfattun's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry great tits.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Never think about stars.
4. Always treat tapirs with great respect.
5. Do not take Farfattun's name in vain.