Targflyokspagzigdapquam is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying hippopotamus.

Targflyokspagzigdapquam created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targflyokspagzigdapquam, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Targflyokspagzigdapquam, it will have a low opinion of you.

Targflyokspagzigdapquam's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Targflyokspagzigdapquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Hide from purple sheep for they are unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always obey Targflyokspagzigdapquam's priests.

5. Do not chop down trees.