Targflyokspagzigdapquam
is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying
hippopotamus
.
Targflyokspagzigdapquam
created water five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Targflyokspagzigdapquam
, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Targflyokspagzigdapquam
, it will have a low opinion of you.
Targflyokspagzigdapquam's
most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Targflyokspagzigdapquam's Holy Commandments
1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Hide from purple sheep for they are unholy.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Always obey Targflyokspagzigdapquam's priests.
5. Do not chop down trees.
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