Ominpadfidmob is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able jackal.

Ominpadfidmob created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ominpadfidmob, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ominpadfidmob, she will not care at all.

Ominpadfidmob's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Ominpadfidmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always stare at clouds.