Ragkontap Gonfonflag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent dragonfly.

Ragkontap Gonfonflag created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragkontap Gonfonflag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ragkontap Gonfonflag, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ragkontap Gonfonflag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Ragkontap Gonfonflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Erect four titanium sculptures of Ragkontap Gonfonflag on top of important buildings.

5. Do not stand on grass.