Negcum is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient centaur.

Negcum created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Negcum, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Negcum, it will boil you in a big pot.

Negcum's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Negcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not chop down trees.