Bestsitcub is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate hamster.

Bestsitcub created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestsitcub, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bestsitcub, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bestsitcub's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bestsitcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bestsitcub.