Watgovflan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, thoughtless sheep.

Watgovflan created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watgovflan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Watgovflan, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Watgovflan's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Watgovflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Watgovflan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not keep three rats in a large pit.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Watgovflan.