Fabyarlyam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent lion.

Fabyarlyam created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabyarlyam, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fabyarlyam, he will send you a sign.

Fabyarlyam's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fabyarlyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Retreat if three frogs approach from the north.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.