Hudvonknat Hintonkmin Nelldanbodrancinfob is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak human.

Hudvonknat Hintonkmin Nelldanbodrancinfob created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudvonknat Hintonkmin Nelldanbodrancinfob, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hudvonknat Hintonkmin Nelldanbodrancinfob, it will make you grow a tail.

Hudvonknat Hintonkmin Nelldanbodrancinfob's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Hudvonknat Hintonkmin Nelldanbodrancinfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat limes.