Nibbindonarfripcid is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, omnipotent grasshopper.

Nibbindonarfripcid created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibbindonarfripcid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nibbindonarfripcid, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nibbindonarfripcid's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Nibbindonarfripcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must love Nibbindonarfripcid.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Nibbindonarfripcid on top of all buildings.