Fobyarpkap is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unjust naga.

Fobyarpkap created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobyarpkap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fobyarpkap, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fobyarpkap's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fobyarpkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must pray to Fobyarpkap four times a day.

3. Retreat if six gulls approach from the north.

4. Feed all hungry great tits.

5. Never write about black holes.