Bedladraw is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust bear.

Bedladraw created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Bedladraw, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bedladraw, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bedladraw's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bedladraw's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

2. Never think ill of sick bats.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Bedladraw in the centre of the settlement.