Babnarltadpog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unsympathetic armadillo.

Babnarltadpog created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babnarltadpog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Babnarltadpog, she will turn you into a hamster.

Babnarltadpog's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Babnarltadpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Babnarltadpog.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.