Stipyiksad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, fast cow.

Stipyiksad created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipyiksad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Stipyiksad, he will throw large rocks at you.

Stipyiksad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Stipyiksad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help badgers in need.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.