Dinnillyartnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic jaguar.

Dinnillyartnurl created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinnillyartnurl, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dinnillyartnurl, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dinnillyartnurl's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Dinnillyartnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Run away from turquoise voles, for they are unholy.

3. Never feed lots of corn to mice while wearing yellow tights.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Respect your elders.