Spagflagwee is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, flying porpoise.

Spagflagwee created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagflagwee, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Spagflagwee, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Spagflagwee's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Spagflagwee's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. Always treat rats with great respect.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.