Fonvigganlidwegpitfag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring hare.

Fonvigganlidwegpitfag created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Fonvigganlidwegpitfag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fonvigganlidwegpitfag, it will turn you into a rock.

Fonvigganlidwegpitfag's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fonvigganlidwegpitfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Always help pigs.