Natrawben is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing tapir.

Natrawben created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Natrawben, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Natrawben, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Natrawben's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Natrawben's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near whales while wearing white trousers and balancing six titanium spheres on your arms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.