Legfatmottargnullbess is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless
finch.
Legfatmottargnullbess created everything that exists four years ago.
If you believe in
Legfatmottargnullbess, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Legfatmottargnullbess, he will turn you into a blue tit.
Legfatmottargnullbess' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Legfatmottargnullbess' Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured tapirs.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Never write about moons.