Kadhimxin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, passionate raven.

Kadhimxin created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadhimxin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kadhimxin, he will not care at all.

Kadhimxin's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Kadhimxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about manatees.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kadhimxin.