Cablimcussgab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, overgenerous manatee.

Cablimcussgab created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cablimcussgab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cablimcussgab, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cablimcussgab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cablimcussgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never wear blue dresses.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.