Niggunquaf Ruttfud is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid shrew.

Niggunquaf Ruttfud created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Niggunquaf Ruttfud, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Niggunquaf Ruttfud, she will remove you from existence.

Niggunquaf Ruttfud's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Niggunquaf Ruttfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Never talk about optics near snails while wearing green scarves.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. You must pray to Niggunquaf Ruttfud six times a day.

5. Always take life seriously.