Tardidgadnar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating lion.

Tardidgadnar created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tardidgadnar, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tardidgadnar, she will torture you forever.

Tardidgadnar's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tardidgadnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Do not cook food in pots.